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Lunchroom Wars (a Hilarious Adventure For Children Ages 9-12)

Age Level: 9 - 12 | Grade Level: 4th and upAll Ethan wanted to do was eat lunch with his friends, but fate had something terribly worse in mind. An ordinary day turns rotten when an innocent mistake explodes into an all out lunchroom war. After dodging lumpy mashed potatoes, gravy soaked bread balls, and yogurt covered tomatoes, Ethan finds that his friend has been taken prisoner. Now he has to step up to the plate and confront the enemy leader if he wants to save his friend and end the war. But with an entire cafeteria full of students aiming for him, it might prove to be harder than he thinks.Lunchroom Wars is a 9400 word hilarious adventure for children ages 9-12 with illustrations by artist David Lee.

File Size: 713 KB

Print Length: 40 pages

Publication Date: March 23, 2013

Sold by:  Digital Services LLC

Language: English


Text-to-Speech: Enabled

X-Ray: Enabled

Word Wise: Enabled

Lending: Not Enabled

Enhanced Typesetting: Enabled

Best Sellers Rank: #39,294 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store) #24 in Kindle Store > Kindle eBooks > Children's eBooks > Literature & Fiction > Intermediate Readers #60 in Kindle Store > Kindle eBooks > Children's eBooks > Growing Up & Facts of Life > Friendship, Social Skills & School Life > School #93 in Books > Children's Books > Literature & Fiction > Chapter Books & Readers > Intermediate Readers

My son loves this series as well as the 6th grade ninja series. Not sure who said this, but it is quite apt in my sons situation. "Everyone is a reader; they just need the right book" It took me a while to find something he would like, thinking I knew boys best. But after so many books failures later and lost $$ I got the excerpts for his kindle and he read these and asked for the whole series (:

good story although parts of the book were a little confusing. I also wish that the main characters name were a little different - Ian and Ethan are so similar we got a little confused. like how the story was fun but there was also a good message about doing the right thing. we are reading the whole series and enjoying this author's other books too.

My son is a 6th grader and the antics that go on in the lunchroom are a bit much. I often saw him laughing as he read through the books. It was a quick read and he could not wait to see if there were other adventures.

Man this book is so awesome! It so needs to be a series of books!Again a amazing book by Marcus Emerson. So stinkin awesome. Full of amazingness. I need more of these books.Best book ever! A must read book.

I liked this book because it shows that fighting can always be bad but you can be the good person and end it like what Ethan did with Zack.I recommend this book to whoever has many problems and want to end it.-Tyler (9 years old)

Awesome book but not the best. Keep writing more books. This is the first of the books written by you I have read. If you keep going this rate your going to be like Jeff Kinney.** Which is the author of Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

Awesome super, Awesome mega, awesome, awesome I am not going to tell you anything of it,it was awesome you will like it.

I did not like it at first but then I really got into it. It had a great ending and I was happy what happened I love Marcus Emerson's books and I will keep on reading them but he needs to make a new six grade ninja book that would be awesome

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