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Monster Shits: A Swear Word Adult Coloring Book

Monster Shits, An Adult Swear Word Coloring Book Are you Bat Shit Crazy? Is your boss a Cockness Monster? Is your neighbor a Dickwad? Great! Each monster in Monster Shits has a particular personality that we all can relate to, whether these monsters live among us or within ourselves. This book is created to make light of all that excites us and all that annoys us. It is designed to relax, unwind, and ease your mind. Features: Over 20 hand-illustrated monsters 8.5 x 11”, Single sided pages Printed on white paper Various designs throughout…from candy, to stripes, to swamps and forests and much, much more! Now let’s meet the Monsters! Introducing… Shit Faced Cockness Monster Snuggle Fuck McNasty Swamp Ass Mr. Fuckerpants Mrs. Fuckerpants Bat Shit Crazy Bitch Dick Wad Douche-a-luffugus Dumbfuck Fuckles Thundercunt Snatchsquatch Lickalotapus Twat Waddle Vagisaurus Wanker Cunt Muffin Monster Shit And of course, no monster book would be complete without the demands of the Cookie Monster!

Paperback: 46 pages

Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform; 1 edition (April 28, 2016)

Language: English

ISBN-10: 1533007322

ISBN-13: 978-1533007322

Product Dimensions: 8.5 x 0.1 x 11 inches

Shipping Weight: 6.1 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)

Average Customer Review: 4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (26 customer reviews)

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As soon as I received my copy of this book, I fell in love with the cuteness of these monsters. The most bizarre thing, I found a page for the term of endearment that I use most with my husband, swamp ass. For some reason, he thinks that his body can tolerate eating cheap bean burritos for lunch three times a week, that's probably because he is sleeping when the horrid smells start seeping out of his rump. I swear, some nights I want to rush him to the emergency room to see if something has crawled up inside of him and died, it really is that bad. So now, I've colored in the swamp ass monster in a likeness that resembles him, I've carefully cut it from the book, framed it, and whenever I see that he has frequented his favorite cheap Mexican food place on our debit card alerts, I hang it on the bedroom door as a warning of what is to come. My next project is the second picture attached. I'm going to laminate that, and work on my co worker daily with it, I know that they are a little older than most students, but I have hope that with having them read this sign daily, they can somehow be reformed, I am hopeful. The Cookie Monster drawing, I'm not going to lie, that's me, I'm an unfriendly person when I get hungry. That one will be hung on my office door and used as a warning to others, do not enter unless you have a cookie. Buy this book, you won't regret it, I'm positive you will find a monster project for almost any person that you are forced or paid to deal with.In the swamp ass drawing, I used glitter gel pens and markers, and there was no bleeding through to the next page. The pages are good quality, and I would recommend this. This book would be a great addition to any adult coloring book collection.

I love to color and I love sweary coloring books! This book is one of the newest ones in my collection and it is absolutely hilarious! The monsters are so cute and the words are so funny! There is a "swamp ass" page which had me in tears!!! The designs are not too intricate or complex so it won't take forever to do a page! Which is very nice when you want something quick and easy to color! If you're into the sweary coloring books I'd definitely recommend adding this to your collection!!

As an owner of many sweary books, this one is one of the most unique books I have. Each image is single sided, allowing for different mediums to be used without worrying about ruining images on the backside. I could not wait to get this book, and was not disappointed at all!!

There are a lot of sweary coloring books out right now, but none of them with cute monsters! This book is great because I can open it to any random page and crack up laughing. The word list includes some all-time favorites as well as new ones to enhance your vocabulary.

I freaking love this book. It is full of cute little picture and smart ass sayings and phrases. Very fun to color. Have to say its one of my favorite coloring books and I have many. The artist is very talented and cant wait to see more of her work.

This is hands down my favorite sweary book. I greatly appreciate that the design are not intricate or complex as it is very easy to use any medium without the worry of going outside the lines. The monsters are just as cute as can be and I cannot wait to see more work from Abby!!!!

I love this book!!! The little monsters are adorable and fun to color. And the pages have just the right amount of detail. Coloring these pages is enjoyable, not tedious, like so many other adult coloring books. I absolutely recommend this book!!!

I already had a bunch of adult coloring books, so I didn't really need another one, but when I saw this, I thought it was an adorable take on the whole thing, so I got it anyway. I'm so glad I did - it's so much fun!

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