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50 Ways To Eat Cock: Healthy Chicken Recipes With Balls! (Health AlternaTips)

Recommended for people who like Honeylingus: 50 Healthy Honey Recipes that Will Leave You Begging for More Curious about cock? You're not the only one. Once revered for his virility and strength, the rooster has taken a back seat to the hen in more recent years. With healthy chicken recipes like Risotto Cock Balls and Cock-o's, 50 Ways to Eat Cock is a fun and inventive chicken cookbook that takes a revealing look at the folklore, history, culinary culture and nutritional benefits of this well-endowed ingredient. With tongue-in-cheek descriptions, these playful cock recipes are bulging with everything from the quintessential to the quick-and-easy to the downright quirky. You'll learn how to tame this tough bird meat into succulent and finger-licking gourmet meals. Thanks to the ingenuity of author and Certified Nutritionist, Adrienne Hew, the noble cock retakes his rightful place at the head of the table. Grab the "hard copy" as the perfect bridal shower gift! * If you want, you can also make any of these recipes with chicken, but they wouldn't be as fun.

Series: Health AlternaTips

Paperback: 170 pages

Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform (March 16, 2013)

Language: English

ISBN-10: 148259143X

ISBN-13: 978-1482591439

Product Dimensions: 6 x 0.4 x 9 inches

Shipping Weight: 8.8 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)

Average Customer Review: 4.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (160 customer reviews)

Best Sellers Rank: #6,354 in Books (See Top 100 in Books) #4 in Books > Cookbooks, Food & Wine > Cooking by Ingredient > Poultry #6 in Books > Humor & Entertainment > Humor > Cooking #187 in Books > Cookbooks, Food & Wine > Special Diet

50 Seems like a lot of ways, doesn't it? I'm sure there are lots of people out there who have no intention of eating cock 50 times, much less eating it 50 different ways. Most people probably couldn't come up with 10 different ways to eat cock (without the help of a Cosmo magazine), but then isn't that the whole purpose of the book?You don't have to love eating cock to buy this book. Maybe you had it once and didn't like it. Surely you can find one of the 49 remaining methods that is more too your liking, no? Or maybe you've loved cock your whole life and are looking for new ways to enjoy it, in which case a book of 50 different techniques is bound to have something new inside. Honestly, 50 Ways to Eat Cock is a great book for the entire range of cock-gobblers.White cock, dark cock, moist or dry, the book covers many different ways to enjoy the variety of cock you find in the average supermarket.(Seriously though, it is actually a very useful cookbook with a nice range of recipes that provide a relief from the simple ways most people cook chicken. But the shock value of the name is worth the purchase price alone!)

Some people find this meat a bit hard to swallow, but that should change after this purchase. This book is jammed with 50 delicious and creative ways to devour light or dark meat; with or without trimming.A great wedding present and heirloom to pass down to your daughters or sons that are curious, but are simply not sure how to enjoy it.

I bought this as a joke gift for my aunt. I knew she'd love it. I started looking through it, after laughing while reading the front & back cover & taking photos & sending them in messages and posting them on FB & IG, and discovered it is actually really informative & has great recipes. I learned a lot just from the few chapters I read. I intend to read more of it before I give it to her. This is great for a funny gift that is actually a worthwhile gift too, not just a novelty that you laugh at & then it ends up in a drawer or shelf or refitted. This you can actually use! Highly recommended.

Bought this for a friend for Christmas. He had no idea there were so many different ways to eat cock. He tells me he is eating cock in ways he never though possible and loves it. Says he is going to introduce his girlfriend to new ways to eat cock as well.

Best Gift I ever gave to my husband. He knows how to cook his cock now. Literally, the recipes are not all that bad. I eat all the cock he serves me! He is so happy.

I've been thinking about cock for a long time so I decided to order this and it could not have went any better. After reading the tips and tricks from 50 Ways To Eat Cock that people have been so impressed that they're coming back for more every other day. Tips and tricks cover white meat, dark meat, big cocks, little cocks, how to properly sauce and prepare them, how to keep the cock from drying out, how to quickly roast the cock if time is of the essence. Or how to slowly and properly cook the cock to finish it off the best. My friends were telling me about how much they love cock. My mother says she loves cock, my neighbors love cock, I love cock, you love cock, we all love cock. You will not be disapointed.

Fun book filled with great nutritional information from an expert: Adrienne Hew, and some great recipes too! Adrienne is always teaching nutrition. Her knowledge is impressive and I knew she couldn't leave it out of this book! She just has to a wealth of info to share with her readers.An excellent cook, as well, there is no way that her skills wouldn't shine through in her recipes.Made a great white elephant gift!

I bought this book because of the fun, suggestive title and because the author's approach to nutrition aligns with my own, following Sally Fallon Morell and the Weston Price Foundation. The writing is a lot of fun and the recipes are well thought out. The author keeps the puns going throughout without going overboard, and by the recipe section the allusions are often very subtle (depending on how you choose to read, I suppose).I gave this to my mother for Christmas, and she, my sister and my aunt had a good laugh (my husband mostly rolled his eyes). The best part was probably my 95 year-old grandmother who didn't get the double entendre, and proceeded to consider the recipes in earnest ("Hmmm... how to choke your chicken"). I gave this book four stars because the physical book leaves much to be desired. The paper and printing are low quality and there are quite a few typos (which, as an editor, drives me crazy and significantly reduces the authoritativeness of the work, in my opinion). Overall, it is a fun gift, and I hope the author and publisher will put more care into a reedition.

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