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Angry Greeting Cards: Swear Word Adult Greeting Cards You Can Make Yourself (Adult Greeting Cards & Swear Word Greeting Cards Book 1)

THE ANGRY GREETING CARD COLORING BOOK Color, Cut, Fold & Send by Cynthia Van EdwardsYou haven't seen anything like this before!Color your own Beautiful Coloring Pages and they're immediately ready to be sent as greeting cards![Color, Cut & Send] FREE PDF by Emailing publishing company at the back of the book, or buy the paperback and get the Kindle version for free!!!Create your own Unique Greeting Cards for Christmas, Valentine's Day, Birthdays & More with your pens, pencils, crayons, markers, or lipstick and send them to the people you really fucking hate!!! The main idea with this book was to provide the colorist with brilliant and stunning images to color, and then cut and send them as Greeting Cards alone or with gifts! Share your artistic creativity and make somebody in your life really happy!This book has been a collaborative effort between artists, designers, and psychologists. This book not only soothes you, but also increases mental stimulation. The pictures and designs may seem random at first glance, but they’re anything but.Our idea with this project was to both inspire you, and increase neuronal activity and stimulation in a way that activates very unique parts of your mind. There are fields of research suggesting that both children and adults who work with coloring books and designs can effectively raise their IQ.So have fun, relax, let the markers and pens do what they will, and hang on for an incredible, mind altering ride!We hope to give the designer (you) a very introspective and mind expanding experience.MARKER NOTE: We RECOMMEND Colored Pencils, but if you feel like using markers, we suggest Staedtler Triplus Fineliner marker pens. They’re easy to use and are very good when it comes to bleeding issues. We’ve chosen a paper that we feel offers the best compromise between durability and brightness so that your ideas come to life without being encumbered by the paper.USE A PIECE of blank PAPER beneath your Greeting Cards as you color them, especially if you are using markers with alcohol in them. Ideally you would use map colors or colored pencils because they create the longest lasting unfading color. PLEASE: Take pictures of your finished coloring designs and post them to CYNTHIA VAN EDWARD’s Facebook page. Also, if you post them in a review we will send you a free copy of any of the other books Cynthia (or our other artists) have designed. So check us out and let’s see what you’re made of!

File Size: 26306 KB

Print Length: 88 pages

Simultaneous Device Usage: Unlimited

Publisher: Surreal.Media (May 12, 2016)

Publication Date: May 12, 2016

Sold by:  Digital Services LLC

Language: English


Text-to-Speech: Enabled

X-Ray: Not Enabled

Word Wise: Not Enabled

Lending: Enabled

Enhanced Typesetting: Enabled

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Can't wait to color these an give them to those 'special people' in my life....yeah you know who you are! Awesome way to get out what you really want to say. Of course much more effective when colored and placed in matching envelopes filled with glitter.

looking for some ANGRY pages to color but just remembered that your dad has a birthday today and you forgot a card yet again??? Well look no further yo have come to the right place you need the ANGRY GREETING CARDS book there are 32 angry cards in this book I am sure u can think of someone deserving of one of these cards I know I sure can so I am gonna get outta here and get back to coloring right away!!! :)

So many designs to choose from! These greeting cards are perfect for those who don't "deserve the very best!" Send them to those friends who always seem to let you down at the most crucial times, or how about a mouth-breathing relative, or what about your s***ty ex... these cards are perfect for those special folks in your life! Color and cackle in delight at the shade you will be throwing with these gems! Probably NSFW, and not for minors!

because seriously... not only are you handwriting a message (if anything else really needs to be said), you have also taken the time to color something nice for them to they better appreciate it. (or at least maybe learn something about themselves...)these will definitely be put to good use.

Wish there was a sixth star for this book! It's probably the funniest adult coloring book I've had so far! Color your frustrations then send it to those jerks (but wait, I want my artwork) ok, maybe I'll just text them a picture.

These cards are fantastic. They are everything you wish a greeting card would say for those occasions that you never can find the right words for. The artwork is amazing and the phrases are very creative. So much fun to color!

I need the pdf so i can start sending these out immediately!!! I can honestly say, i really did lol several times. The same stellar review as all the other books from cynthia. The drawings/illustrations are spot on , but the sentiments brought them to life! I loved every "potty-mouthed" fricking page! I look forward to the next one!

Love it! Now I can really express my feelings and be crafty by coloring in these cards and mailing them to those people who I feel deserve them or as a joke. Looking forward to more cards like these!

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